Archive for the ‘questions’ Category
Question: What is your battle cry?
Question: What colour are zombie brains?
These are the things that keep me up at night.
Question: What is the best way to drape yourself over a piano?
Also, if you could suggest the proper shoes for such a manouever, it would be most appreciated.
Question: Who is squatting on your soul?
Question: What preventative measures do you recommend taking in order to avoid catching a crush?
It is indeed that season. The birds are doing it, the bees are doing it. It is in the air. And it is so very infectious.
But seriously, who has time to be laid up with a crush? It is a draining, silly thing, especially when modern medicine has got to have a preventative measure, maybe even available over-the-counter. Recuperating from the runny emotions, vomitous hope, fevered imagination, aching heart- ugh, who needs it. I have a life to live, people!
So, what do you recommend I do to avoid catching this rotten disease?
