Question: Chemistry Pop Quiz
I know we’ve spent a lot of time collectively studying Biology lately. It is in fact an endlessly fascinating topic, especially when we dissect the functions of our biological urges and those of others.
However, we haven’t really been paying attention to the elements, and how they function. Yes, we’ve had some volatile experiments in the past, as well as certain solutions that just didn’t crystallize no matter how long we left them over the Bunsen burner. What are our observations? Can we alter the chemistry provided we have the courage to dissect the elements?
Class, we’re overdue for a pop quiz in Chemistry. Please put away your books and take out a #2 pencil.
1.) What is the half-life of love?
2.) When does attraction become inert?
3.) Is the natural state of indifference a liquid, gas or solid?
Goggles are recommended during this test and any lab-work as I cannot guarantee something will not splash in your eye. Please remember to document all lab-work. You will need to show all equations and work in your answers. There are no extra-credit but this will be graded on a curve.
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This test is timed.
1.) What is the half-life of love?
the half life of love is ideally greater than or equal to the square root of desire, though if that love is pure and does not mix with sulfer or cobalt, then love should last for 60 years, on average. that would make the half-life 30, wouldn’t it? you’re asking the wrong guy.
2.) When does attraction become inert?
around the same time you start to notice the strands of hair clogging the drain.
3.) Is the natural state of indifference a liquid, gas or solid?
well, i’d wager it’s a gas, as one often blows air through their lips when shrugging something off with indifference. phonetically, this is spelled “pfft”