…birdflew…

Answers, part 2: What is your ordinary superpower?

Posted in answers by birdflew on March 30th, 2008

-The Time Bandit: Somehow I’ve managed to learn how to squeeze extra hours in the normal, human, 24-hour clock. 

-Super G: I have the power to get violently angry about things that only ever happened in my head.

-The Claw (AKA Mrs. William Peterson): I can scratch out someone’s eyes with my nails. The claws can be used for sensual or defensive purposes….or both…(Ed note: The nails and hands in question are truly beautiful, no kidding.)

-The Perfector - I make sure there is no detail overlooked and everything is just so. Sometimes I am my own enemy because an imperfect thought could lead to a mistake. There is no room for error in a perfectly edited life. My Kryptonite is criticism and my best defense is my stubbornness. I highly dislike being referred to as anal retentive, please choose your words wisely. Unwavering persistance is what ultimately leads me to perfection and is my secret weapon.

-Needy McGrabby: The nicest little squid you’ll ever meet and promptly forget.  Finder of snacks, polisher of shoes, whose kindness makes the insecure bolt.

-Directron the Movinator- I stopped overanalyzing things and had to play Tetris to keep my mind occupied.  I found I had an ability for this and a superb sense of direction.  With these two forces, I can use them for good: by helping people move.

-The Clod: Extra-ordinary clumsiness!

-My superhero name is Dylan Schwartz and my superpower is being a Schwartz every day of my life without imploding upon myself.

-Halloween: Every day I am someone else, dressed as someone else, behaving like someone else.  It is the freedom to not be me.

Leave a Reply